The actions you wish to cease, avoid verbalizing them. Instead, take deliberate steps to discontinue them.

You’re capable of doing it. Who could have imagined I’d ever cease pursuing women with large vehicles! Everything began when I desired a single ‘meat’ encircled by soldiers dressed in military uniforms.

She was walking by herself. Hahaaa! That’s when I realized it’s possible for a guy to truly not spend any money on a girl while they’re dating. Naturally, the “I’m broke” registration fee—since this morning I haven’t eaten anything at all—is perfectly normal for Momo to come out!

Therefore, I encountered her, and she was the kind of woman most ‘traditional’ men would enjoy dating since she didn’t want you to spend money on her. As our relationship progressed, we arrived at the cinema, where no one actually watches movies, and in my effort to move forward as planned, she issued a firm demand before allowing me to continue.

However, regarding whether I could meet it or not, in my thoughts, I felt it would be preferable to simply pay her, put on my boxers, and head home. She asked that she wouldn’t accept anything from me if I was capable of making her ‘orgasm’ at least two times. That was everything she desired.

Yeeeei! Inside my mind, I wondered: “Me, at this age when I often can’t even last a minute, do you want me to ‘come’? ‘Come’ indeed! Hehehe! After everything and as expected, I wasn’t able to take her to the promised place. Instead, I paid up because I couldn’t fulfill the ‘service conditions’. Me? Mawuli? At 49 years old, do you want me to make you ‘come’? Where? How? On this occasion, it’s wiser to pay rather than try to undertake an impossible task.

I also dislike aphrodisiacs since the last time I used one, it kept me stuck for ages, particularly because it raised my blood pressure dangerously close to life-threatening levels. Exercise isn’t easy either. Scientists still haven’t managed to turn running or walking into pills we could swallow. At my age? I can imagine certain readers mentally calling me lazy when they think about working out. Sure…that’s fine with me. I’d rather deal with that than listen to some young guy at the gym telling me to jump around and balance on my head, stretching my legs until my forehead touches them. What did I do wrong?! Please, let’s simply live our lives and pass away quietly, regardless of whether we work out or not.

Another weekend has arrived, and we’re keeping things relaxed. The last couple of weeks haven’t gone well for us. It seems as though something negative is happening, which we must ask God to remove. We can both write and read these words not due to our own talents or capabilities, but solely through God’s mercy. Let’s keep expressing our gratitude to Him! Praise be? If you prefer, just say “Amen,” and I suggest you begin showing appreciation.

Do you recall the times during the pandemic when certain women approached me seeking financial support? Coronavirus isn’t really an issue anymore these days, so what have I gained in exchange for not having strict lockdowns? During the height of the virus, I couldn’t find a reason to leave and end up at a cinema where they aren’t actually showing any films. Back then, my concern was that even if I went, I’d feel hesitant to interact with someone, and she might also be reluctant to engage unless I was covered in sanitizers and wearing a facial mask everywhere.

The ‘something’ appeals to my hunger, but I can only ‘consume it’ at home—the same ‘meal’ every time. Oh! It arrives when you’re hungry, yet you’ve no option but to ‘handle’ ‘homemade food’ this way. Hey, before now, I had no idea married men could be so cautious.

If it were AIDS, that case we could ‘talk about,’ as the infection would spread only to a partner, resulting in both dying gradually, abandoning helpless young children to be cared for by brothers and sisters who themselves haven’t yet managed raising their own kids.

However, with regard to COVID-19, if someone gets infected after “touching” a side chick, everyone in the household would end up getting it too, including the children they care about deeply. No one wants to take such a risk, right?

It’s primarily why many of us—sorry, I meant them—the married men who enjoy extra ‘variety’ have been avoiding their girlfriends, particularly those who tend to cough and sneeze when wearing hats!

In my latest survey carried out at guesthouses, cinemas, and along the roadside, men have begun offering rides to certain lone women, which is quite different from during the pandemic when no one was willing to offer a ride to any woman, as they were afraid of getting caught with a “big bombom” again. Now, they travel solo. I almost said I traveled alone. Thankfully, I said ‘they,’ not me. Hahahahahaha!

After the lockdown was lifted, the team kept contacting me requesting post-lockdown allowances. I used to send GHC51, 51, 51, and sometimes GHC100—aaaaaa I taya sef. I wasn’t answering some calls anymore.

I used to hand over money in return for ‘something’; now I’m scared of ‘that thing,’ yet the individual who hides ‘that thing’ between their eyes continues to make requests! According to my data, the so-called “chic” stock market has fallen by 25% from its previous high of 84% during the pandemic. This indicates that men have begun acting out once more.

However, the positive aspect at that time was that families felt more content since a portion of the 84% funds was used domestically for children and certain wives, whose constant company could occasionally be bothersome—particularly those who wore jeans. Yet, we had no alternative but to remain indoors in order to safeguard our children and future generations.

Which of these two used to interest you more before and after Coro Coro? ‘

Ohhh… please let me take it off myself’

\xa0or ‘

Oh Honey, kindly go and secure the door first before coming back.

Hahaha! I think I’d prefer the first option because by the time you lock the door and return, she might change her opinion, and that’s when guys can destroy everything just for not getting ‘toffee’. I almost mentioned that I’m speaking from experience, but I’ll keep quiet. Me? Experience? No way! Thank goodness Ananias and Sapphira took the burden before me.

With the arrival of this weekend, may every man maintain ‘good standing’ by simply walking for exercise, ensuring we incur lower costs provided we meet the ‘requirements of service.’

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